who?

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Who?

Hey there and thank you for reading thus far.

Well, due to my immense bo-liaoness I have decided to add a short who-is about myself so people can better know me. Nono, you aren't infatuated with me if you are reading this though I am a likable person.

So who is this invisible person they call the author of this blog?

Well, my name is Daniel and some friends call me Da Nao( meaning big bird) or Kangkang(referring to one of the host of a Saturday variety show also hosted by Jacky Wu). I am a 19 year-old currently serving national service in 3 Signal Battalion. I have a sibling sister , Diana, who is a cadet in the St. John Ambulance Brigade ( her ambition's to be a nurse) and my family and I just moved into our present Simei home about 4 years ago.I am currently taking guitar lessons from a music school in Eastpoint . I also am mighty interested in animation and web design.

I am currently single and would like it to stay that way for some time. Don't ask. Please.


Special Report

Finding the background of a particular person posed no problems to our in-house reporters, Kate, ex-channel U weather girl and host of immensely popular "Yummy Papadam King",Muthu. And who better to take up the challenge than them.Muthu and Kate finds out more about the guy behind the blog.


Muthu: So when did you realise a blog was what you needed to have?

I had a blog a really long time ago and I kind of forsaked it for a while cause I simply ran out of things to say. Later,I got interested in HTML and web publishing and being in the Army, wanted an avenue who did not yawn half-way through my lamentations of my past months and so there.

Kate: What is a blog anyway? Sounds like something you take for a evening walk and poos everywhere except on that irritating neighbour's feet.

Well during ancients times, it was actually named for Be-a-Log but some people found that it sounded too geeky and changed to to its acronym B-Log.

Muthu: Fascinating Stuff.Do you think people mind you putting their pictures on your website?

Not unless they are afriad to be associated with me.

Kate: From your blog you seem to be schizophrenic, are you?

Well, I talk to myself sometimes but most of the time I just talk to this doll thing I have.

Muthu: What future do you see in bloggers such as yourself?

That's a tough question.I would say maybe a carreer with some newspaper or magazine for the more successful. For the rest, increase in short-sightedness, electricity bills and if you are lucky, some hate group set up in your name.

Kate: That's a rather optimistic outlook you have there.I hope the hate groups will make you close down your site once we publish this in the local papers

Thanks. I need all the publicity.

Muthu: Your handphone looks like crap

It is to make me look relatively better.

Kate: You look fat

You got to be be talking about my muscles.

Muthu: Don't you do anything else during your weekends out other than blogging?

I take up guitar and driving courses. I give tuition too.Sometimes, I even go out with my friends.

Kate: That sucks. Don't you have a life?

Why do you care? At least I am no weather-boy.

Muthu: I hear that you are a mean cook, are you?

Well, I ocassionally whip up my signature dish in camp, maggie mee but most of the time I will buy from the canteen uncle.

Kate: Do your camp mates read any of the stuff here?

Fortunately no. I can gossip about them without them hounding on my back.

Muthu: Do you think having this interview will help in your visitor counter?

No.

Kate: That's very frank. Are you as frank in your posts?

Most of the time I exaggerate things but the rest of the time I'm ok, unless you happen to be Jeanette Aw.

Muthu: What do you hope to achieve with your blog?

To infuriate people I know and learn HTML doing so!

Kate: Don't you think you're being too Kia-su by having this interview like the big boys of blogging?

Not really. It's just a matter of time.

Muthu: One last question. Is it just me or are there only 300 visitors to your blog?

It's you.

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